Thief

Commanding officer: “report your condition soldier!”

Soldier: “sir yes sir! They can’t take that away from me sir!”

Commanding officer: “if I’m not mistaken, those that attempt to steal it are pretty & beautiful creatures?!”

Soldier: “they really are sir! Phew… they’re everywhere!”

Commanding officer: “so how come you could resist such temptation???”

Soldier: “ask permission to report sir!”

Commanding officer: “go on soldier!”

Soldier: “they can’t steal it sir!”

Commanding officer: “why? …”

Soldier: “because it’s been stolen long time ago”