Commanding officer: “report your condition soldier!”
Commanding officer: “if I’m not mistaken, those that attempt to steal it are pretty & beautiful creatures?!”
Soldier: “they really are sir! Phew… they’re everywhere!”
Commanding officer: “so how come you could resist such temptation???”
Soldier: “ask permission to report sir!”
Commanding officer: “go on soldier!”
Soldier: “they can’t steal it sir!”
Commanding officer: “why? …”
Soldier: “because it’s been stolen long time ago”
